Chuck Norris

This friend of mine keeps on telling me about a website which generates really cool information about the legendary Chuck Norris. Due to his continuous mentioning of the website, I had tck it out for myself. Actually he didn't mention the name of the site so I just looked for one. And the trivias really made me laugh. I found it terribly amusing because of its extreme lameness. haha Here's one: One day, Chuck Norris and Cookie Monster were in a contest on who could eat the most number of cookies the fastest. Chuck Norris seemed to be very calm, and the audience was really happy. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cookiemonster for no apparent reason. haha I mean how lame can you get? Chuck Norris Counted to infinity. Twice. :D haha that was good. How about this one? God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th. The he spent 4.65 billion years creating Chuck Norris.

Ok so I get to know this really cute girl. haha And when I say cute I mean cute and gorgeous and the whole shebang. And guess what? She has a boyfriend? Strike 1,000,000!